uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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