Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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