I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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