Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
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Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
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I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
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