We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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