either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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