Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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