Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
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There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
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This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
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