Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
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i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
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Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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