NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
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I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Where'd you go last night?
Don't EVER let me photobomb a group of lesbians again. They made me their "straight mascot" and I ended up singing Donna summer tunes for beers at their apartment complex.
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everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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