the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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