i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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