I dreamt Michael Jackson dropped his pants in front of me and I had to ignore it.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
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