I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
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You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
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That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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