So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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