Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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