I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
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after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
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I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic