i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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