why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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