do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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