brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
Oh my god. Just had sex with this girl on the boardroom table at my work at midnight (win!) just realized I left the condom wrapper on the table (lose!)
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
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