fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
Randomize
