genius alert. I just invented a contraption made of toilet paper and rubber bands that makes it so your balls don't stick to your leg when you wake up from sleeping. I call it, The Balldozer
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
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CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
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Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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