You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
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we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
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As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
that is very illegal...i love you.
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