So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
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i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
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Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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