D3 body, D1 cock
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
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