Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
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Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
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To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation