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• (818): View more from California

  Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.

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• (727): View more from Florida

  He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.

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• (416): View more from Ontario

  I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.

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  also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.

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• (917): View more from New York City

  Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?

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  After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.

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  Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...

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