Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
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