My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
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you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
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Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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