So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
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