My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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