it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
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