Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
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There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
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This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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