i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
too bad you live with your parents still
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Randomize
