So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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