How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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