Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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