We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
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I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
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I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
I need to wash the frat house off of me
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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