okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
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