Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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