Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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