You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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