it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
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