Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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