no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
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After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
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I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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