I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
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lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
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You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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