Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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