Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
i haven't been laid since the bush administration. it's frustrating.
Some advice for success: 1) Go ugly early, it saves you time and money; 2) If you can't pork a princess, pound a pig for practice; and 3) Beauty is only a light switch away.
ur like the dr phil of bizarro world.
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There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
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I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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