That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
These 25 People Are Obsessed With Pizza
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
16 Sexual Experiences EVERYONE Should Have At Least Once
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference