we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
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He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
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I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
We're too hungover to prance.