I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
These 19 People Are Into The Grossest Sex Fetishes
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
People Weigh In On Whether It’s Okay to Bang Your Roommate
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
You grabbed my dick don't call me son