We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
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I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
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You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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