Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
I'm passing your future prison.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
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