Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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