Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
I will be naked everywhere
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
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